fuckere:

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  • me at parties: and so thats why mandatory minimum sentencing for nonviolent crimes is unconstitutional and needs to be struck down
  • men: women who wear makeup are just lying to us
  • men: it's 8 inches

condom:

don’t send me snapchats from something i wasn’t invited to you rude ass bitch

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